My friend has an Imaginary Girlfriend

When will you start to have doubt if your friend is really in a relationship?

• When he tries to think that he is always more superior than you in every way
• When he tells you that his girlfriend doesn't know that he is away for 3 weeks in another country
• When he has a picture of his girlfriend in his mobile phone that is 6 years old
• When the picture (in the mobile) is in tiled format, and it is so small that you cant even see her face clearly
• When that is the only picture he has of her
• When he tells you that they are in a relationship for 2 years and he doesnt know her full name
• When he tells you that he hasn't met/known her parents and she hasnt met/known his, after 2 years
• When he seldom contacts her, or she contacting him
• When she is living in another country and he never makes the effort to go and see her.
• When EVERYTHING IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

All this happened to me yesterday when I met up with my ex-classmate who is taking a break here in Brunei, after working overseas for a number of years. To be polite, I didnt tell him about my doubts in person. And to be impolite, here it is in my blog....hahahaha


All this actually reminds me of the Comic "Calvin and Hobbes".
Calvin and Hobbes is a comic strip written and illustrated by Bill Watterson, following the humorous antics of Calvin, an imaginative six-year old boy, and Hobbes, his energetic and sardonic—albeit stuffed—tiger. (Wikipedia)